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Baigent and the Crucifixion (”Jesus Papers” Response)

I promised to get back to Michael Baigent’s arguments in the Jesus Papers regarding the claim that Jesus of Nazareth survived the crucifixion. There is more to be said about his other claims within this book, but they will have to wait.

Let us look at six of his principal claims:

Argument 1:    Pontius Pilate, who was responsible for ordering the death of Jesus of Nazareth on the cross, actually made a secret deal to save the Galilean’s life. 

Contra:           There is, however, no evidence that this arrangement took place. Baigent’s argument that there was such an agreement is predicated on his assumption that Jesus survived the crucifixion. However, even if Jesus were to have actually survived the crucifixion, there is no guarantee that this would have been at the arrangement of Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor of the province of Judea.

            The consequence which Baigent draws from his supposition that Jesus survives is not warranted deduction. Furthermore, it is based on assumptions which our historical records, such as they are, do not back up and, even more, suggest against. No record of the crucifixion suggests any arrangement with Jesus.

Argument 2:  The reason Baigent gives for this arrangement was to solve a problem Jesus and Pontius Pilate had in common. Pilate needed to appease the crowd which was clamoring for the death of Jesus. At the same time, he wanted to let Jesus live, since he argued Jews should pay their taxes to Rome.

Contra:           This is the place where I think Baigent slips deepest into historical fantasy. Having postulated an arrangement between the two of them, Baigent needs to offer a convincing explanation for the genesis of this agreement.

But honestly, why would a Roman governor be making deals with a Galilean peasant? Jesus was not a citizen of Judea (but of the Galillee). He was not a Roman citizen, and so deserved no special protection from the Emperor and his servants (like Pilate). Jesus was a man of no special wealth or status, something Romans were known to respect.  Furthermore, all historical research indicates that Jesus’ movement was of very small number and influence at the time of his execution.

The very idea that the two of them would have made an arrangement to prevent Jesus’ death is like the President of the United States making a covert agreement that the Pentagon should protect an individual ant in my backyard from being step on by one of my dogs. The very idea that Pilate cared more than a little about the execution of Jesus is preposterous.

Argument 3:  It was possible for a person to survive crucifixion, according to Michael Baigent. He cites the writings of the 1st century Jewish historian Josephus. He speaks about a time when he asked for three of his friends to be taken off of crosses, where they had been crucified. The three were taken down, two died, and one survived.

Contra:           I must concede that a person can survive crucifixion. And I will concede that Baigent could have offered more than a few more cases where people were known to have survived crucifixion, whether because of the manner in which it was done or because Roman authorities looked the other way while friends made rescue attempts.

However, the very suggestion that a person “can” survive crucifixion does not mean that a person “has” survived crucifixion. Let me put it this way: A person can survive a gun shot to the head. However, this does not mean that Ernest Hemmingway is actually alive and sipping whiskey in Cuba somewhere. That one person survived crucifixion (or even many) does not mean that this individual man (Jesus) has survived.

The Gospel accounts are suspect for defense here, since Baigent suggests that they are part of the cover up. So, lets use Josephus. That’s the guy Baigent cites to prove that a person can survive a crucifixion. Josephus, in his Antiquities, Book 18, Chapter 3.3, states clearly that Jesus was crucified and killed the behest of Pontius Pilate.
Argument 4:    In order to keep up the charade, Jesus would have been sedated in order to appear as though he had died on the cross. Later, when he was taken down, he would have been revived. This would work, argues Baigent, if you reduce the trauma through drugs, get the person off the cross as soon as possible, and so long as the person receive medical attention quickly. Baigent claims the sponge soaked in vinegar was the means of drugging Jesus. It also induced his apparent (though not actual) death on the cross.

Contra:           Again, it should be noted that there is no evidence at all that this happened. The New Testament says that Jesus was offered some oxoV (John 19:23) meaning sour wine or vinegar.  However, John never says that Jesus drank and, given the account of two other gospels, it seems likely that he did not. Mark 15 says Jesus was offered “esmurnismenon oinon” (wine mixed with myrrh) , but adds that “oV de ouk elaben” (which he did not take). Matthew 27 accounts that prior to the crucifixion, Jesus was offered “oinon meta colhV memigmenon” (wine mixed with gall). However, this account also states clearly enough that “ouk hqelhsen piein” (he chose not to drink). Luke alone mentions nothing on this point.
            So the best argument Baigent could make is that while there may or may not have been a plan to save Jesus from death, and while this plan may or may not have included an attempt to drug Jesus to save him from the trauma of being crucified, Jesus seems to have chosen not to take this drug at the end.

            The only gospel that allows Baigent to suggest that Jesus actually drank, John, concludes his crucifixion narrative with Jesus being harpooned with a spear (19:34). So, even hear, had Jesus survived by taking some sort of drug, he would certainly have been killed at that moment.

Argument 5:    Baigent claims that this charade was further aided by the disciples of Jesus who were given custody of the body within a relatively short time. After a few hours, Jesus was handed over to Joseph of Arimathea and the other disciples. Baigent claims that Jesus was revived shortly after.

            Baigent find support for this is the Gospels. When Joseph of Arimathea goes to Pilate to ask for the body of Jesus, he uses the work “soma”, or living body. When Pilate grant Joseph’s request, he gives Joseph Jesus’ “ptoma”, or dead corpse. Clearly, Joseph of Arimathea knows that Jesus is still alive.

Contra:           Let me do something risky and offer anecdotal evidence of this one. But I am willing to guess that everyone here will side with me on this one. I’ve done many funerals and I have been at many death beds with family members in my capacity as a minister. I have never once heard a family member or friend refer to the remains of their loved one as “their corpse”. I have heard doctors and funeral workers refer to “the corpse” from time to time. The word most often used for the remains of their loved one is “their body”, the same term that was applied to the living instrument of their living souls.

            Why? Because death is hard and this is a minute form of denial. Because it is disrespectful. Because even a dead person is alive forever (whether in heaven or just in our hearts and memories). It does not take a nuclear physicist to see why Joseph would not refer to “the corpse” of his beloved friend. I would not either, even if it would be technically more correct.

            Pontius Pilate, however, would not care one way or another. As for as he was concerned, all the remains of the dead on crosses were technically corpses. As a bureaucrat it would have been second nature for him to use technical terms for a persons’ physical remains.

Argument 6:    Jesus is brought down from the cross quickly (three hours), and as quickly as possible into the tomb where under the cover of darkness, the disciples return with drugs to treat his bleeding and to try to revive him. This is verified by the Gospels which state that Joseph and Nicodemus visited his tomb during the night and brought with them herbs and spices such as aloe and myrrh. Aloe and myrrh are more proper for a living person being healed than a dead person.

Contra:           It is only in one Gospel that we hear about the specific ointments which were included in the burial of Jesus. Aloe and myrrh are mentioned in John 19:39-40, where it is specifically stated that they are wrapped into the burial shroud of Jesus. Of course, this begs the question as to why Baigent accepts one fact but not the other. Why does he get to have aloe and myrrh being for healing and the saving of Jesus’ life, but not the dead body that these spices are wrapped into? Why the spices but not the dead body? This is “pick and choose” history to say the least.

            But this all ignores the far more obvious reason such spices would have been present at the burial of Jesus. Dead bodies smell strong and they smell bad. Aloe and myrrh smell strong and they smell good. Almost every known culture of the ancient world put spices on the dead to cover up the smell of decomposition. Aloe and myrrh were among the most common in the Middle East for this practice. And John, the Gospel author, even explains this in the texts (19:40). Again, I wonder by Baigent gets to have the spices and the anointing, but he gets to dismiss John’s own explanation of why they were there and the fact that they were placed on a dead body. This is still more “pick and choose” history.

Argument Conclusion:  Given all his supposed evidence, Baigent believes that it is clear Jesus must have survived the crucifixion.

Contra Conclusion:    With all his arguments, there is one last thing which Baigent is at pains to explain. See, all of the accounts of the death of Jesus are in agreement that he actually died.

If Jesus had not died, why would the early Christians have covered this up? It would have been extraordinarily good news for his followers. They would have been shouting it from the roof tops. They would have claimed that God had delivered Jesus and this showed the triumph of God’s will.

Baigent’s argument would only make sense if the early disciples had already decided that they were going to make Jesus into a God, and build a huge international organization around his myth centered on the Vatican, a pope and all that. But that is putting the cart before the horse to say the least.

They would have had every reason to show that God had saved Jesus from death. And that is in fact the reason for the disciples’ joyful proclamation of Easter. They are so happy exactly because God has saved Jesus from the grave and because God nullified the crucifixion. Why would they make up something as improbably as a resurrection (for which there was not specific Jewish precedent at the time), when they would have had a far clearer and easier to grasp explanation for the survival of Jesus at hand?

Baigent’s arguments are ludicrous to say the least.

The Truth About Jesus

Michael Baigent – one of the folks who brought you Holy Blood Holy Grail, which inspired The DaVinci Code – has been at it again. His latest book is called The Jesus Papers

In The Jesus Papers, Baigent forcefully argues several points. The first and most controversial is that Jesus did not in fact die from the crucifixion. For now, however, I want to focus on the bigger picture Baigent has been arguing from his soap box for quite sometime. Baigent is a firm believer in the humanity of Jesus, that Jesus of Nazareth was actually a human being. This is a fact which is covered up by a church which, claims Baigent, is scared to let people know the truth about the reality of who Jesus was.

Well, let me let you in on a little secret, Mr. Baigent. I must be very hush, hush about this. As a minister in a church, I am – as you well know – a part of this wide ranging conspiracy to cover up the true humanity of Jesus. So, I can really only say this one time and one time only.

Here we go: Jesus was in fact human. Let me say it again, setting the record straight from someone who should know: Jesus was human…

Alright, you might have guess by now that no hooded men have charged into my office, snagged me and set me aflame on my lawn fro my terrible heresies. I am still here and still typing.

This is for two reasons. First, Mr. Baigent, we do not live in the Middle Ages any more. Oddly, this is a fact often looked over by many who claim the church is some demonic conspiracy which will stop at nothing to cover up the real facts about Jesus. Burning people at the stake was already passé two hundred years ago and while some church leaders look like they have been around since then, I trust you they have not. The second mysterious reason why I am not engulfed in an inferno set ablaze by misguided pious, is that I have not said a single heretical thing by claiming Jesus was human.

 

Why does everyone think this is some sort of great secret that the church is trying to cover up? Probably because the church has done a miserable job of telling people what is what and people who stopped coming to church long ago have not bothered to listen to the people they are trying to incinerate on the modern stakes of publishing.

Every time Christian get together and confess the Nicene Creed, they repeat the original formula set down by the Church Fathers who supposedly chose to make Jesus a God and destroy him humanity forever. “τν δι’ μς τος νθρώπους κα δι τν μετέραν σωτηρίαν κατελθόντα κα σαρκωθέντα και ενανθρωπήσαντα” In English, “who for us men, and for our salvation, came down and was incarnate and was made man”. Jesus was human, for us humans.

Not only is this not heresy, it is actually among the most orthodox things you could sa as a Christian: Jesus was a man. And, what is probably more disconcerting for DaVinci-Baigent Christians, it is totally and deeply Biblical. According to the four gospels, which they would have us believe are part of the conspiracy to make Jesus totally into a God, the pauper from Nazareth gets ticked off (Jn 2:12-25), cries (Jn 11:35), eats, is born, dies, bleeds, gets hungry (Mat. 4:2), gets depressed and sad (Matt. 26:37), experiences rejection from God (Matt. 27:46), could be funny (Luke 6:41-42), and enjoyed a good party with some wine. Sounds pretty human to me. 

If the church and the Gospels are trying to cover up the humanity of Jesus, we have done a pretty poor job. But, then again, half our denominations are going broke. So, maybe our poor cover-up skills are just part of the disinformation. I guess that’ll be your next book.

Giving and Thirsting

Jesus said, “Woman, here is your son.”

Jesus said, “I am thirsty.”

We have two of the last phrases from the death of Jesus. Both of them come from the Gospel of John and right next to one another.

As Jesus is looking down from the cross, he sees those last three people who remained faithful to him in all things. They were the only four that did not abandon him in his time of need and pain.

Mary, his mother was one of them. Of course, she would be. I cannot imagine anything in the world more awful than seeing your own child being murdered, and very slowly at that, right in front of your eyes. What is worse, there was nothing that she could do about it. What is still even worse, it was possible that she might not have been allowed to eve cry for her dying son. See, it was a common practice back then, that when someone was seen to be shedding tears for a person dying on a crucifix, that they would be dragged from the crowd and nailed to the next cross going up. The Romans believed that no one should shed a tear for enemies of the Caesar.

Mary, his mother was one of them. Of course, she would be. I cannot imagine anything in the world more awful than seeing your own child being murdered, and very slowly at that, right in front of your eyes. What is worse, there was nothing that she could do about it. What is still even worse, it was possible that she might not have been allowed to eve cry for her dying son. See, it was a common practice back then, that when someone was seen to be shedding tears for a person dying on a crucifix, that they would be dragged from the crowd and nailed to the next cross going up. The Romans believed that no one should shed a tear for enemies of the Caesar. 

Mary, his mother was one of them. Of course, she would be. I cannot imagine anything in the world more awful than seeing your own child being murdered, and very slowly at that, right in front of your eyes. What is worse, there was nothing that she could do about it. What is still even worse, it was possible that she might not have been allowed to eve cry for her dying son. See, it was a common practice back then, that when someone was seen to be shedding tears for a person dying on a crucifix, that they would be dragged from the crowd and nailed to the next cross going up. The Romans believed that no one should shed a tear for enemies of the Caesar. 

Imagine that: not even being allowed to cry for your son in that place.

The other three were Mary, the wife of Clopas. About her, nothing is known except that she was there. Then there was Mary Magdalene, who was never far from her beloved Lord and who would be the first to see him risen from the grave. And then there was the young disciple John.

When Jesus sees his mother there and John as well, he does an amazing thing. He gives them to one another. Mary who is losing her son Jesus, gets a new one in John. And John, who is losing a parent in Jesus, gets a new one in Mary. Among Jesus’ last acts from the cross, is to give to of his faithful to one another.

How amazing! You see, Jesus gives us all to one another. We are all give to each other in a common trust as Christians. And more than that, just in case we do not remember to go deep enough in our love for one another and our possession of one another, Jesus tells us that we are all family to one another. Mary and John are now mother and son. The disciples all understood this by calling each other sisters and brothers, as is still done in many churches to this day.

The cross is the place where the family of God is created. It is the place where we are bound to one another, made into a new family, a cosmic family with Jesus himself as the mystic cord between us all that will not break.

It is important to notice that everything Jesus says on the Cross related to himself and his needs, or is prayer to his Father. This is as it would be for each and every one of us. The only exception is this word where he gives his disciples and followers to one another. This is, effectively the last act of his worldly ministry before his death and resurrection. It was the last word he thought we needed to hear, even if we missed all the others.

It is also, nine times out of ten, the word that we all still need most to hear from God. It is the word we most often do not. It may be a reason why, while Mary and John could not cry that day, perhaps Jesus did – knowing how dense we could all be sometimes.

After this last act of his ministry, Jesus, says, “I thirst.” The guards below brought him something to drink, some sour wine on a branch of hyssop (a kind of tree). It is not known whether or not he was talking to the guards. Maybe he was talking to himself, or to his Father. We do not know. John just recorded the words.

I suspect that the reason John does not tell you who Jesus is speaking to is because it does not matter at all. This phrase is only at it’s most shallow about the fact that Jesus was physically parched and in need of some fluid. On this level, maybe no other statement of Jesus’ makes more sense. He was out there for hours, baking in the sun, sweating hard, and suffering a pain unto death.

But John wants us to focus still more, at the deeper level of what Jesus means when he says, “I thirst”. Just like Jesus gives us all to one another as family, so he gave himself to all of us and each of us.
Jesus quite literally poured himself out for us. He poured is literal blood out on the ground to save us from ourselves. He, who turned water into wine for a wedding, who promised living water to a Samaritan, who offered all who are thirsty to come unto him and drink…he took none of this for himself. He emptied himself of everything, everything for us. He did this until there was nothing left in him, not water, and not even life.

God loves the world this much! He loved the world so much that the eternal God, the fount of every grace and all life, somehow drives himself to emptiness on our behalf. God drives himself to thirst for us. If I live another thousand years, I do not think I will ever grasp how the eternal God can love us so much that he can actually empty himself that much! It is one of the truest and greatest mysteries of who God is. And that God for it.

The Lost Tomb of Jesus: Truth and Fiction

James Cameron – famous for movies such as Titanic, Alien, and The Terminator – has recently produced a documentary for the Discovery Channel called The Lost Tomb of Jesus. This documentary follows the research of Simcha Jacobovici and his historical and archeological research into a first century A.D. tomb found near Jerusalem. Jacobovici claims to have found the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth and his family. From a Christian point of view, this is most important because if Jesus’ body has been discovered, then it means he was not raised from the dead and much of what the Church claims about Him is based on a lie. In short, it means we need to cancel Easter.

What Was Found

In 1980, a tomb was found in Jerusalem. In the tomb, the remains of family members in stone boxes (called ossuaries) were uncovered. For the rich who could afford these tombs, the dead were placed in a hole (called a loculus) carved out of the sides of tombs. These bodies would then decompose. Tombs had several loculi. When room was needed for new family members’ body, the bones of older, decomposed persons were placed in these stone boxes (ossuaries) and placed elsewhere in the tomb.

Six of the ossuaries in the “Jesus Tomb” had inscriptions explaining whose remains were in the ossuaries. They were:

·        “Maria”

·        “Matia”
·        “Jose”

·         “Joshua, son of Joseph”

·        “Marriamne Mara”

·        “Judah, son of Joshua”

            The tomb labeled “Maria” is of a woman named Mary. The tomb labeled “Matia” is of a fellow named Matthew. “Jose” is a short version of Joseph. Something like “Joey”. Joshua was Jesus’ Jewish name.

            So, without dispute, we have here a family where there is a Jesus, who was the son of a fellow named Joseph. And Jesus has a son named Judah. We also have a Mary, a Marriamne, a Jose, and a Matthew buried near by. We have no example of anyone in the ancient world being buried in such a tomb who were not all from the same family. So, these six people are almost certainly from the same family.

Claims

            It is claimed by Jacobovici that this is the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth. “Marriamne” is Mary Magdalene. Judah is the son of Jesus. Because the tomb of  Mary Magdalene does not have matching DNA to that of Jesus (meaning they are not blood relatives), he concludes that Jesus and Magdalene were married. Maria is the tomb of Mary, the mother of Jesus. Jose was the brother of Jesus mentioned in the Gospels. Matthew is an unknown relative, almost certainly not the Matthew mentioned in the Gospels since (again) only family would be in a tomb together.

            It is also claimed that an ossuary discovered in 2002 was in this crypt. This ossuary has an inscription that reads: “Jacob, son of Joseph and brother of Jesus.” Jacob was James in Greek. Jesus had a brother named James who became one of the leaders of the early Church, and wrote the Letter of James in the New Testament.

            It is also claimed that the word “Mara” attached to the name Marriamne means “Master” or “Lord” or “Teacher”. This shows that Mary Magdalene was considered the natural successor of Jesus and was also considered to be very important by the followers of Jesus.

Twelve Problems with These Claims

            Simcha Jacobovici is a journalist and not an archeologist or historian. I am surprised, when looking at his evidence, that I know more about Biblical history than he does after years of research. I almost do not know where to begin with his ridiculous claims. His flaws are almost countless.

1. Names:

            Jacobovici found a tomb in Jerusalem with graves containing the most common names of the era. Finding a tomb with the a Mary, Marriamne, Jesus, Judah, Matthew, and Joseph in like finding a family plot in an American cemetery with a James, John, Robert, Mary, and a Jane.  A tomb with these names is not at all shocking.

Judea had recently been an independent nation. In between the New and Old Testaments, Judea rebelled against the Syrians who controlled their land. They became independent again for a short time, until the time of King Herod when Jesus was born. Their independence was spectacular. A small rebel army defeated the massive Syrian army many times. Jews naturally believed this was the work of God and they revered the family who had led the rebellion, making them Kings of Judea. 
 

The leader of the rebellion was a fellow named Judah Maccabeus. His brother was Matthew. Consequently, for a few generations, the names Judah and Matthew became extremely popular.
At the same time, with this fighting spirit in the air, names like Mary and Joshua came back into vogue. Miriam (Mary) was the sister of Moses who sung a harsh little song when Pharaoh was drowned by God in the Red Sea. Joshua (Jesus) was the fellow who – through military prowess – wiped the Gentiles out of the Holy Land and settled the Jews there after the death of Moses. These warrior names were also in vogue.
 Meanwhile, names like Joseph never went out of fashion. If the ossuary of James was also in this tomb (which is doubtful), the names James (Jacob) was also an old favorite.

2. Relationship to Each Other:

            Given the ossuaries in the tomb, we know only this: Joseph was Jesus’ father, and Judah was Jesus’ son. Everything else Jacobovici claims after this is pure speculation.
The two Marys and Jose might all be Matthew’s children. Marriamne might be the wife of Joseph . . . or his third cousin twice removed. The point is we have absolutely no idea how these people were all related to one another. Jacobovici just combines them in a way that works for his personal agenda.

3. The Existence of a Jesus Family Tomb:

            When Jesus died, Jewish law required that he be buried within 24 hours. The Gospels all attest that he was executed on a Friday, the eve of the Sabbath. For Jesus to be buried in accordance with Jewish law, he had to be buried before the Sabbath started. Otherwise, it would have been necessary to wait until Saturday night, thus exceeding the 24-hour time limit, and being in breach of God’s law.
 

            As a man of no great wealth, Jesus would have been buried in a simple, individual trench grave dug into the ground, similar to the way we bury our dead today. A rock-cut tomb was for people who were very wealthy. However, there was no time to dig a trench and something needed to be done since the Sabbath was coming soon. So, Joseph of Arimathea stepped in and offered his tomb.
 

If Jesus was not raised from the grave, his body would have been moved to a trench grave, since his remaining in the tomb of a family which was not his own would have been startling and unprecedented. It is possible that when the women go to the tomb on Easter morning, they may have had the intent to move him to a trench grave.
 

There is much debate about the economic status of Jesus. Some people locate him among the poorest of the poor. Others locate him among the artisan class, having a little more money because of his carpentry trade. Others still think he was not a carpenter but a true rabbi who lived on the graces of others and, while never wanting for his basic needs, was not very wealthy. No reputable scholar thinks Jesus was a rich man, however. Therefore, there is no reason to think that Jesus would have even had such a tomb at all.

4. The Tomb’s Location:

            People were buried where they came from. Jesus’ family tomb (if he was fabulously wealthy enough to have one) would have been in Nazareth, not in Jerusalem. There is no reason in the world that his family crypt would have been in Jerusalem.

5. Missing Appellation “of Nazareth”:

            Usually, when a person was buried in a place that they were not from, they were listed as “of (Home Here)”. For instance, if I am buried in Lumberton, my tomb would read “Andrew of New York”. However, if I was born in Lumberton, when buried in Lumberton, my tomb would simply read “Andrew”. 

            Jesus was a Galilean. Nazareth was his home town. His tomb should have labeled him as “Jesus of Nazareth”, “Jesus of Galilee”, “Jesus the Galilean” or something similar.

6. The Locations of the James Ossuary:

Jacobovici claims that the ossuary uncovered in 2002 with the inscription “James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus” must have been in this tomb. This would increase the probability that this is in fact the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth.
However, according to the man who found the James ossuary, James’ ossuary came from Silwan, not Talpiot, and had dirt in it that matched up with the soil in that particular spot in Jerusalem. Also, ancient Christian sources report that the tomb marker for James’ burial was close to where James was martyred near the temple mount, near the famous tombs in the Kidron Valley. Talpiot is nowhere near this location.

7. The Authenticity of the James Ossuary:

            Let us assume for a moment that the James ossuary was actually there. The other problem which Jacobovici must come to terms with is IAA commission report from 2003 which declared the inscription on the James ossuary to be a modern forgery, and the September 2005 report by world-renowned authority Wolfgang E. Krumbein which showed the authenticity of the inscriptions on the ossuary to be inconclusive.

8. Jose’s Inscription:

            If the Jose in the tomb is supposed to be the brother of Jesus, why was his ossuary tomb not labeled “Jose, brother of Jesus”. If the supposed James ossuary box was there, it was so labeled. Why would one brother be labeled as Jesus’ sibling, but not the other? Either Jose was not the brother of Jesus, or the James ossuary was not there.

9. Marriamne is not Mary Magdalene:

            Jacobovici claims that Marriamne is Mary Magdalene because the named Marriamne is used for her in the Acts of Philip (a book which did not make it into the New Testament).

            The problem here is that the Acts of Philip is written in Coptic. By Jacobovici’s own admission, every other ossuary in the tomb is inscribed in Aramaic (the language spoken in Judea at the time of Jesus). The official language of the Roman world in Jesus’ part of the Mediterranean was Greek. The classical language of Jesus people was Hebrew. Coptic was never used at any time in the history of that area, even after Jesus’ time.

            Acts of Philip was written in the 300s A.D., while the New Testament gospels were written in the first century. So, the Acts of Philip is a much less reliable document for the history of Jesus’ time, compared to the New Testament gospels. In the New Testament, Mary of Magdalene is consistently referred to as “Maria”.

10. The Word “Mara”

            Jacobovici claims that the word “Mara” means “Master”. This is also problematic. In Aramaic, a woman “master” or “teacher” should be “Martha” not “Mara”. “Mara” is masculine, for men.
            Jacobovici misses the most common use of the word Mara in ancient Judea. In the book of Ruth, Naomi changes her name to Mara (“bitterness”) when he busband and children die and she is left without family. This book is read in synagogues every Shavuot. It was well known among Jews. It would not have been uncommon for a woman who outlived her family (a sadly common occurrence in the ancient world) to change her name to Mara. 
            That Marriamne might have been such a woman who was called Mara is pretty much the first thing that comes to my mind.

11. Absence of “Master” on Jesus Ossuary:

            Let’s assume for a moment that Mara does mean “master” or “teacher”. If this is the tomb of Jesus and his family, why would Mary of Magdalene be called “Master” on her tomb, but not Jesus. Jesus was regularly called “Master” and “Lord” in the Gospels. He should have the same distinction.  The term “Master” on a woman’s box but not on any other, implies that she is the head cheese.

 12. The Marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene:

            Jacobovici tested the DNA of Marriamne and Jesus. They did not match, meaninf that they were not blood relations. So, he says, they must be married. However, there is no genetic test for marriage. Marriamne may have been married to any male in that tomb, James, Matthew, or others who were not recovered.

Concluding Thought

            None of these problems proves 100% that this tomb is NOT the last resting place of Jesus. However, taken all together, they come pretty darn close.